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How to Date (and Not Date) an Indian
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How to Date (and Not Date) an Indian

Andrea Miller writes in The Huffington Post about her experiences with dating Indian men, and provides some, um, advice, as to how non-Indians should go about it —

“Ok, now that the stock for single Indians is up, you need to be on your game if you want to date one. If you are Indian, you can skip the rest of this post and spend the next four minutes savouring your desirability. If you are not Indian, keep reading to learn seven things that should ingratiate you with them. The first five have to do with Bollywood. Indians take Bollywood and their celebrities very seriously.”

You may have guessed what the rest of the article is like. If you’d still like to read it in its entirety, click here.

Here’s popular blog Sepia Mutiny‘s rather appropriate rebuttal (‘How NOT to Date an Indian’) —

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“Thanks again for enlightening the world about the habits of Indians. The next time a man comes up to me at a club and breaks out into the title dance in Kuch Kuch Hota Hai, it’ll be all thanks to you.”

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